Rumours About Music

So music is to be blamed for everything, the guy on the greyhound bus (he was wearing hip-hop clothing), Columbine (those kids listened to manson), West Memphis Murders (those 3 kids listened to metallica and slayer which made them sodomize and sexually mutilate 3 young boys).

1.Cannibal Corpse : taught me to penetrate women with knives.
2. Slayer: Taught me to sodomize,torture, and brutally sexually mutilate young boys
3.Judas Priest : Made me want to have sexual relations with men.
4.Marilyn Manson : Made me want to do drugs, have sex with puppies and perform oral sex with men.

Thats all for now as I have to leave for work....feel free to add to this, it will be a game of sorts.

I know its a little of topic but it sort of relates to urban legends.

Judas Priest- Taught me to be paranoid (subliminal message)
Motely Crue- Taught me that all relationships end in volence
Billy Idol-Taught me it is better to be alone
Tears For Fears-Taught me everyone was out to get me

Meshuggah - Definitely taught me how to add
Deicide - Taught me life is short enough without having to waste it doing this whole organized praying, hoping, wishing-type thing on some superior being
Slayer - Taught me that they are the best band in the universe.